A plumbing issue
I visited my cute doctor two weeks ago with a clogged plumbing. He asked me to drink a lot of water, eat fiberous fruits - prunes, papayas, take whole grains, exercise etc. I tried these natural laxatives but that didn't fix my system.
Later that week he prescriebed a medicine, which I took for couple of days. That didn't work either.
So I checked back with him yesterday and he prescribed an industrial strength pill. I took 3 of those babies yesterday and nothing happened. I took one more today morning. No effect what so ever.
Frustrated, I popped a 6 of them around noon. It worked ! My plumbing is no longer clogged. Infact I am looking for a cork now.