Friday, December 01, 2006

Crown Victoria

I have nothing better to do right now, sitting here in this meeting, except to sit here and enjoy the Crown Victoria parked outside.

The damn thing looks like a police car! I think people like driving it around because everybody thinks it's a police car and they get that respect. Ford should have named it differently – Like Hulk Hogan or Sakthiman or Abdullah– something masculine.

Parked next to him is a Volkswagen beetle. I don’t think an yellow bug coming down the street will strike the same fear. She doesn’t earn the same respect. But she sure looks cute. Hulk Hogan likes her.

Now if you will excuse me I have to get back to the meeting.


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