Rajanikanth Movies, slice of real life.

Things I learned from Rajanikanth movies

* Good men always carry a pair of sun glasses and an 8mm pistol in their pocket.

* ALL wimmen feel horny and flock skinny, dark, 65 year old men (think Rejjani) who carry a pair of sun glasses and a 8mm pistol in their pocket.

* If you carry a pair of sun glasses and a 8mm pistol in your pocket, you can fly.( I don’t understand why NBA players don’t do that)

* Good guys always get wounded in the left shoulder or the leg.

* ALL time bombs tick down to about two seconds and wait for the hero to figure out which wire to cut and disarm it.

* You MUST always carry a few spare pieces of high powered hand grenade in your pocket.

* Wimmen MUST always get caught in gun battle and damn near get killed and then crawl through a sewer and emerge in sprawling kancheepuram sarees and manicured nails. Their hair usually doesn't look too bad, either.

There you have it. Rajanikanth Movies, slice of real life.