PhD While You Wait

Today is the first warm day of spring, and I am back from hiatus. It's been so long since I logged on to write some thing that I found dust and cobwebs and that musty odor of sentimental affection as soon as I logged in. I had to waste a perfect half hour weeding through the comments and deleting spam-slammers from my blog.

Talking about spammers, if you can manage to turn off that decency-control in your mind, some of 'em are really fun to read.

"Hidden cam video of Barnyard sex"

"Black lesbian sex," - HHWWHAT??? Black lesbian wimmen don't have sex with barnyard animals? What a racist spammer.

"50c Viagra" - If you're an old horny guy like Swamiji, and you hook up with a black lesbian, you better buy this stuff to be competitive against the barnyard animals.

"The Complete King James version" - You ought to buy two of these collectibles, signed by Dr.King himself

"PhD While You Wait" - With $99.99 a piece I bought five of those. I now have PhDs in Catholicism, African-American Studies, Disgruntled home owner Studies, and Basket-Weaving for black teenage lesbians. With these I think I'm bound to go far in this world.

If you notice carefully, what these spam-slammers are saying is nothing less than what some of our politicians say every day. Vote for Hillary! Stop Global Warming. Elect Hillary to turn around the economy! To me the spammers sound less ridiculous